Kombucha at the Market

I grew up in Cincinnati and decided to wander around Findlay Market today with my sister. I really wanted kombucha so I bought a bottle. I turned around and saw a beef stand selling beef liver. I bought some, and then began shaking my kombucha bottle preparing to drink it, however, it spilled all over the beef counter and I completely embarrassed myself. And that is the story of how I embarrassed myself at Findlay Market with a bottle of kombucha.